Conversations with oven.
Vinny Online
Geordie living 'ower the watter'
#1
OH thinks I have lost the plot...........she is probably right. Rolleyes

When I put stuff in the oven I always set the timer in case I forget.

When it 'dings' I am usually doing summat I need to finish so I talk to it. Some of my favoured comments are:-

1) ffs

2) Yeah, yeah, yeah!

3)Shut the F**** up!

4) I know, I Knoooooooow!

5)For cripes sake!

5)Right, Righttttttt!

6) Shaddap, shadappppp!

There are other utterances which I have been known to use but I dare not add them! Big Grin
" Eat your food as your medicines, otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food" Steve Jobs
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mcdood Offline
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No geordie has ever said 'for cripes sake' Smile
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Admin Offline
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#3
And I thought Veggie was mad! Big Grin
I am only the Boss because Veggie lets me be!
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I’m with you Vinny. 3 & 4 are my go to comments  Big Grin
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Yep there's no hope for you Vinny Big Grin but you're safe as long as the timer doesn't reply.
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Veggie Online
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Why isn't this on the Nutty thread?
Talking to your Oven isn't exactly sensible..................and I should know because I talk to the washing machine

"Coming, coming, hang on!!
The Moneyless Chicken says:- 
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
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Vinny Online
Geordie living 'ower the watter'
#7
I am reminded of Don Quixote and his faithful nag Rosinante, tilting at Windmills! Big Grin Old age and lunacy go hand in hand! Rolleyes
" Eat your food as your medicines, otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food" Steve Jobs
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Vinny Online
Geordie living 'ower the watter'
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(29-01-2021, 10:34 AM)Admin Wrote: And I thought Veggie was mad! Big Grin
I must admit, I've never dreamed my head was on the wrong way! Rolleyes
" Eat your food as your medicines, otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food" Steve Jobs
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Vinny Online
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(29-01-2021, 10:25 AM)mcdood Wrote: No geordie has ever said 'for cripes sake'  Smile
I was always taught NOT to take the Lords name in vain! Tongue
" Eat your food as your medicines, otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food" Steve Jobs
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(29-01-2021, 10:54 AM)Veggie Wrote: Why isn't this on the Nutty thread?
Talking to your Oven isn't exactly sensible..................and I should know because I talk to the washing machine

"Coming, coming,          hang on!!
Oh that one gets loads of verbal abuse in this house. Inpatient SOB   Rolleyes  Big Grin .
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