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I don't want to jump to conclusions or be controversial, but, based on the photos in that article..............is this a man-thing? 
"Mine's bigger than yours!".

"Mine's bigger than yours!".
The Moneyless Chicken says:-
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.

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