#20 |
I made a boo boo by eating bacon that was a month out of date. It was in a sealed pack and looked pink as fresh bacon does. I smelled it and it smelled ok and I cooked it with liver and onions and it tasted nice. 
I couldn't stay off the toilet the next day!

I couldn't stay off the toilet the next day!

"I'd rather be the oldest in the gym rather than the youngest in the nursing home"