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(09-04-2023, 03:25 PM)Proserpina Wrote: I have a terrible habit of making it all the way home with jelly (lubricant) and suppositories or enemas in my pocket. Of course I take them back again, but it sometimes takes a while before I remember. It's resulted in a couple of raised eyebrows when my parents have helped me to move in the pastMy pockets are all filled with doggy poo bags................unused thankfully!

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