I should of thought of champers, I actually got a bottle for Xmas from my boss (who's made me redundant) a very expensive bottle that I don't appreciate at all. As from Jan 1st I am totally retired.
A Dress - if anyone ever gave me a dress I know full well it would neither fit nor be what I'd like, plus I've no need for dresses now I'm not working. The dresses I already have will see me out.
A Diary - one of those skinny little ones to fit in your pocket. Totally useless for all the stuff I want to write.
having said that, a 2023 skinny diary would be even more useless.
The Moneyless Chicken says:- Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.